car rides that feel like when you’re coming home from a vacation and you had so much fun but now all you want to do is fall asleep in your own bed. there’s something about that time in between that makes me smile. when you’re enjoying the ride so much that it doesn’t even matter when you get there- you could just keep on driving forever. =)
I just had one of those too!
I decided to take the long way home, just so it could last a little longer…I’m definitely in the mood for a road trip.
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn’t breathe. I proceeded to pee on myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML
I should be writing a paper right now, but, true to form, I’m procrastinating instead. It sucks. My paper doesn’t make sense. It’s all about how J.L. Borges used his texts to destabilize structuralist ideas about how meaning is defined in literature. Damn.
Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming. My mom walked in and informed me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML